Pineapples and Prima Donas

Pineapples and Prima Donas: Along the Garden Route: Garden Route Hotels: Pieter Dirk Uys, South Africa's foremost satirist and unofficial.
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By Laurianne Claase


Once, the dusty African air hereabouts rang with war cries and musket fire. These days, in July at any rate, you're more likely to hear a chorus of 'DAAHLINGS!'


The historic South African town of Grahamstown was founded as a British fort in 1820 during the fierce frontier wars with the Xhosa tribes in what is now the Eastern Cape. In that year, twenty-four ships from England left for Algoa Bay, their passengers lured by promises of free passage and prime agricultural land.

Upon arrival, however, they learned that the Zuurveld wasn't called the Sour Land for nothing. Moreover, they discovered they were to be a buffer between the warlike black tribes and the newly entrenched European colony.

The new arrivals duly swelled the colonial population until gold and diamonds were discovered inland and the town's improving fortunes proved to be a flash in someone else's pan. Today, Grahamstown's place on the map is assured by two things: Rhodes University and the Standard Bank National Festival of the Arts held every year in July.

Little-known Grahamstown is a fitting setting for what started out as a celebration of South Africa's English heritage only to become Africa's largest Arts Festival. This is an event with a capital 'E'. Only the Edinburgh Festival is bigger.

Upon arrival, the visitor could be in any 19th century English university town. Victorian houses, Gothic cathedrals, settler cottages and old English pubs help stage-manage the illusion.

The erstwhile 1820 Settlers Monument squats in monolithic sandstone above the city, much like Edinburgh Castle. There are other similarities between this African festival city and its more famous European cousin.

Edinburgh's past is mirrored in its twisted cobbled streets; the unlikely stairs that erupt from innocent street corners and the arches and statues that adorn preserved Victorian tenements. Replace the cobbles with streets wide enough to turn an ox-wagon and you've got Grahamstown.

Known as the City of Saints for its many churches, the High Street is dominated by the Cathedral of St Michael and St George. The spire is the largest structure for miles around; its only rival, the giant pineapple in nearby Bathurst which leaves any sightseer in no doubt as to the principal farming crop in these parts.


Pineapples and Prima Donas: Along the Garden Route: Garden Route Hotels: Pieter Dirk Uys, South Africa's foremost satirist and unofficial.
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Prickly pears come a close second. Pineapples and prima donnas may seem a strange brew but for ten heady days in July the rustle of books and tussle of harvest is upstaged by greasepaint and sequins. Here, upon this historical battleground, Eur ...

Pineapples and Prima Donas: Along the Garden Route: Garden Route Hotels: Soliciting business on the streets.
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Twenty-five years on and a new-look country later, the Festival is not only a South African event but an international celebration of the arts - a veritable 'supermarket of culture.' 1999 saw over four hundred events showcased on both ...

Pineapples and Prima Donas: Along the Garden Route: Garden Route Hotels: Posters decorate every available space.
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Transport is also a problem from the carefully planned, far-flung townships to theatre venues in town. Often, he has to cadge lifts from obliging policemen, themselves also short of vehicles. While he agrees that up until now the Festival has had ...

Pineapples and Prima Donas: Along the Garden Route: Garden Route Hotels: Traditional Xhosa dancers performing.
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Over on the Village Green, Woodstock lives on in the thousand stalls of the Craft Fair. This is tie-dye territory. Rain sticks and rain gods, fetishes and flares, buskers, bohemians and beggars abound. Manicured matrons are eclipsed by ...